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Emilia Ankiewicz is a Polish athlete specialising in the 400 metres hurdles. She won the silver medal at the 2015 Summer Universiade. In addition, she made the final at the 2016 European Championships finishing eighth.
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{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}