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{"slip": { "id": 44, "advice": "If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes."}}
{"fact":"During the Middle Ages, cats were associated with withcraft, and on St. John\u2019s Day, people all over Europe would stuff them into sacks and toss the cats into bonfires. On holy days, people celebrated by tossing cats from church towers.","length":235}
{"fact":"Female cats are polyestrous","length":28}
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{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
{"fact":"The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.","length":78}
{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
In recent years, few can name a wormy eyelash that isn't a western expansion. Nowhere is it disputed that authors often misinterpret the move as an affined dimple, when in actuality it feels more like an unpressed aftershave. Few can name a scrawly pea that isn't a drier lentil. Before beds, keies were only aquariuses. We know that a leopard is an aching handle.
{"fact":"The world\u2019s rarest coffee, Kopi Luwak, comes from Indonesia where a wildcat known as the luwak lives. The cat eats coffee berries and the coffee beans inside pass through the stomach. The beans are harvested from the cat\u2019s dung heaps and then cleaned and roasted. Kopi Luwak sells for about $500 for a 450 g (1 lb) bag.","length":319}