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Tonna deshayesii is a species of large sea snail, a marine gastropod mollusk in the family Tonnidae, the tun shells.
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Whitehall is the village on the island of Stronsay, in the Orkney Islands of Scotland. It is a small village with about 50 houses. It also has a shop, a café and heritage centre, known as the Fish Mart; the Stronsay Hotel, with attached pub; a post office, a fisherman's pier and a ferry pier.
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Margaret Pardee Butterly was an American violinist and violin teacher.
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