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{"type":"standard","title":"Foraker Act","displaytitle":"Foraker Act","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3299425","titles":{"canonical":"Foraker_Act","normalized":"Foraker Act","display":"Foraker Act"},"pageid":55718,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5c/Great_Seal_of_the_United_States_%28obverse%29.svg/330px-Great_Seal_of_the_United_States_%28obverse%29.svg.png","width":320,"height":320},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5c/Great_Seal_of_the_United_States_%28obverse%29.svg/600px-Great_Seal_of_the_United_States_%28obverse%29.svg.png","width":600,"height":600},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1244397249","tid":"4d52bbaa-6c94-11ef-b93e-84fae4f4c47f","timestamp":"2024-09-06T21:09:28Z","description":"1900 US federal law regarding Puerto Rico","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foraker_Act","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foraker_Act?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foraker_Act?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Foraker_Act"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foraker_Act","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Foraker_Act","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foraker_Act?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Foraker_Act"}},"extract":"The Foraker Act, Pub. L. 56–191, 31 Stat. 77, enacted April 12, 1900, officially known as the Organic Act of 1900, is a United States federal law that established civilian government on the island of Puerto Rico, which had recently become a possession of the United States as a result of the Spanish–American War. Section VII of the Foraker Act also established Puerto Rican citizenship and extended American nationality to Puerto Ricans. President William McKinley signed the act on April 12, 1900 and it became known as the Foraker Act after its sponsor, Ohio Senator Joseph B. Foraker. Its main author has been identified as Secretary of War Elihu Root.","extract_html":"
The Foraker Act, Pub. L. 56–191, 31 Stat. 77, enacted April 12, 1900, officially known as the Organic Act of 1900, is a United States federal law that established civilian government on the island of Puerto Rico, which had recently become a possession of the United States as a result of the Spanish–American War. Section VII of the Foraker Act also established Puerto Rican citizenship and extended American nationality to Puerto Ricans. President William McKinley signed the act on April 12, 1900 and it became known as the Foraker Act after its sponsor, Ohio Senator Joseph B. Foraker. Its main author has been identified as Secretary of War Elihu Root.
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